Even amidst bombs, the narrative goes on. Its a Tuesday.

Lefty Loony Illegal Alien Day! Its a Tuesday.

What’s really behind the Trump attacks? Its a Wednesday.

Did Barack the First suffer anonymous leaks? Its a Wednesday!

The Rooskis ate the election story not working. Its Tuesday.

Anonymous sources attack! Its Tuesday.

What happened to ex-Director Jimmy? Its a Monday!

Will Obamacare be repealed and not replaced? Its Monday!

How come nobody’s talking about Barack the First? Its a Wednesday.

Judge invents pre-enforcement anxiety legal principle! Its a Wednesday.